I have a co-worker who claims he has never eaten a waffle. Pancakes? Yes. He told me he ate so many pancakes on his LDS mission, in fact, that he can no longer stand to eat them.
I question his knowledge of what a waffle is. That's the only explanation I've come up with. I mean really, how can a person who grew up in Utah AND has parents have never eaten a waffle? Did I mention he's over 30 years old?! I think it's apparent I'm appalled by this.
Maybe he's just afraid of waffles for some disturbing reason. Our boss made us Belgian waffles for breakfast at a department retreat a few weeks ago and he ended up with the stomach flu and didn't attend. Likely story.
The real dilemma is this: How can I reasonably trust a person who has never eaten a waffle? No wonder I feel compelled to play practical jokes on the guy.
A waffle party is already in the works for his birthday this year.
oooh! i like your header update! and that's just plain sad. (and weird.) waffles are so wonderful! poor deprived soul.
ReplyDeletehowaffle for him....
ReplyDeleteWaffles are wonderful. It's like eating thirty little bowls of syrup.
ReplyDeleteKate: Thanks! I admit I have headers made for the rest of the year already :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny Mom...
Caleb: So true! We all know there is sugar in syrup so it has to be good!
What the?
ReplyDeleteLeggo my eggo?
Wow.
Deprived kid. And adult.